Book 4 44k Progress

I did about 5000 words today. I’ve been adding text, editing, and splicing other parts of the book, which has changed some of the numbers. That’s why there are more than 5000 words since my last post. Things are moving along nicely though.

The last few days have been filled with distraction and downtime for the weekend. Too much time on the hands of a writer can be dangerous.

You may think writing a fourth book would be routine for me. I’ve wrote three books already, so what’s the big deal? Right? Then I read an old blog post over on fellow writer Sarah Noffke’s blog. It has to do with the creative beast inside us.

And I was worried. I was absolutely terrified that whatever had happened to me was going to stop. That the writing monster would vacate my system suddenly. That I’d be abandoned halfway through this book with no creative inspiration.

This was exactly how I was feeling! What if writing three books was a fluke? A lucky series of events put me in the right spot at the right time, and the creative energy zapped for that exact frame of time necessary to make those books. Sounds insane when you write it down.

Sarah sums up her own struggle with this.

But I know now that the stories that come through me are a part of something that I’ve allowed, not something that’s suddenly happened to me.

I think that feels right.

Being unemployed, and writing, feels wrong in so many ways. “This is not what a proper person does.” That’s my irrational mind speaking. “You are going to run out of ideas, then where will you be?” Irrational, again. “You can’t make a living by writing.” Irra– OK, there may be some truth to that, at least in the short term. But I have to keep believing that writing isn’t something that’s suddenly happened to me. I’ve been crafting stories since I played Dungeons and Dragons 30 years ago. It’s in my blood. And it always will be.

That’s all I’ve got for tonight. Tomorrow I plan to reach for the 50k word barrier. Then I’ll feel the pressure go down for book the fourth…

 

 

Book 4 36k Progress

I only managed to get 1000 words logged before I ran out of juice tonight. I’ve spent most of the day working on a revision of book 1 for Createspace as well as lining up promotion of book 1 this week. I tell you, even though it doesn’t pay like a full-time job, writing IS a full time job.

Today’s brief topic concerns geography. Once the zombie apocalypse comes, I wonder what happens to all the barges lining the Mississippi and Ohio rivers and the smaller rivers connected to them. Will shipping stop, or continue until the bitter end? Will towns and cities use the utilitarian barges to dump their dead and get them out of their sight in a hurry? In book 1 Liam saw just such a barge – laden with the undead that some thoughtless city north of St. Louis sent down. Maybe that town had no choice? Hmm, might be a story there.

I’m having fun learning about Cairo, IL, but its time to be moving on. Heading up the river. No paddles allowed as we head into zombie territory!

EE

Book 4 35k Progress

I do my best not to work too much on the weekends. I try to keep that as family time. But I do like to make progress every day, so I sat down after everyone was asleep to “sneak in” 2500 words.

After my time spent exploring Cairo, IL, I feel like I left a lot on the table in terms of fleshing out the effects of the apocalypse on the town. In real life the place could probably be described as “depressed” or something less negative like “time passed it by.” Several trips over the years I saw construction crews breaking apart old factories. At one time, a hundred years ago, it was a bustling town along the rivers. Now…well, bustling is the opposite of what it’s become.

But that doesn’t mean it is down and out. Imagine occupying a prime piece of real estate when the balloon goes up. The beat down little town might just become the most important place in the entire region. I think that’s a pretty cool fate for Cairo. I mean, make the best of a bad situation, right?

But my story can’t dwell there for too long. Perhaps I’ll return later.

For now, it’s time for bed.

EE.

Book 4 33k Progress

I managed to hammer out about 3,000 words today. I also added in some text that I removed earlier, so my word total jumped to about 33,000.

I’ve spent a lot of time today exploring the world of Cairo, IL, as it might appear after the zombies have been unleashed upon the world. The place has a water treatment plant inside the flood levees. It has access to the two biggest rivers in America. The only thing it doesn’t have on site, as best I can tell from Google Maps and my own ramblings through there, is a power plant. However, there is–I think– a power generating station across the river in nearby Kentucky.

Power is always a big key. It reminds me of Lucifer’s Hammer. A big part of the third act of that book concerned power. If you haven’t read it, please consider it. It is a masterpiece of end-of-world literature, and as a developing writer myself I can appreciate how far I have to go to build a world as rich and detailed as that one. Coincidentally, that book also has a small mention of Boy Scouts. My own books rely heavily on the Boy Scouts as one of the pillars of civilization that survives even in the chaos of the Zombie Apocalypse. I truly believe that if you got any random group of Boy Scout families together they would have better odds of survival than the general population. I know there was a recent movie about Boy Scouts and zombies, though I have yet to catch up to it.

That’s all for this update. I’m pleased where this is going.

EE


 

Book 4 28k Progress

I had a good streak today. I wrote about 4000 words, giving me a grand total of 28k for book 4. The great thing about being a writer is that while I sit here with an outline of where I want the story to go, sometimes the characters tell me I’m wrong. Today a lady came out of a crowd of people and sent Liam and Victoria on a different course for this chapter than I had penciled in for them (always use pencil).

Also, I did some research into where the military would fortify themselves here in the Midwest. We have so many large rivers, it seemed natural they would use one of them, or two of them, as a secure border against the zombies. Sure some might find their way down the river, but as a rule zombies don’t walk out of the water en masse to attack the living. OK, yes, I know. It happened in the Land of the Dead. That movie broke the rule. :)

Cairo Illinois sits on a narrow peninsula at the confluence of the Ohio and Mississippi rivers. I’ve been through there many times, though I was never on the lookout to use it as a location in a book. And yet, it is a great place to hole up.

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From Google maps. Cairo, Illinois. The blue line denotes where a potential water barrier might help deflect the zombies.

It is mostly secure from 3 sides (it has two rickety bridges on the south side that I don’t count). On the north side it has a huge floodwall gate you have to pass through as you enter or exit the town. It would make a formidable barrier for the zombies.

But…there’s always a but. It’s hard to think of a book where any fortress was 100% secure, forever. They always fall in the end. Don’t they?

And, thank you to my readers! I have 19 pre-orders for book 4. I’m driven to give it my all in writing this. There are already 19 people who trust me enough to deliver a great book. How incredible is that?

EE

Writing Book 4

sirens-4-final-cover-updateBeing a writer seems to suck every moment of every day, in a way no other job ever did for me. I wake up, get sucked into a dozen different tasks–some of which involve writing–and before I know it the kids are home from school and my ladyfriend has dinner on the table. I try to reserve the evenings to be with family…but once they sack out, I’m back at it.

I lay down to go to bed, but must make time for the ideas to settle down too.

I wake up at 3 a.m., and my mind is hassled by ideas. Don’t you dare fall back asleep, they shout.

I’m driving to the store…I forget…oh yeah, more ideas! Quick, where’s the smartphone so I can get them logged. Then, email the list to myself.

It’s almost as if my brain is suddenly working at full capacity. Not that past jobs have been lacking; I’ve often had fulfilling tasks and challenges. But not 100% of every minute of every day like this.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. –Hedy Lamarr. No, it’s Hedley!

So for my next book I’m going to write in updates on my progress. Release date is April 28, 2016. A more than generous time frame. And, as of today, I’m already about 25,000 words into it. I’m shooting for about 75,000 words just to give me a target landing zone.

And, because I’m honored by people’s trust in me, I’m going to tell you how many dedicated fans have already signed up for book 4. I put it up yesterday afternoon for pre-sales on Amazon. Today, I have 10 pre-order sales!

This is an incredible journey. Thank you for being a reader.

EE

 

 

 

Last Fight of the Valkyries

Writing three books has been, without a doubt, the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I worked on my project consistently for six months, pretty much all day long during work weeks. I’m unemployed, but I take the weekends off for my sanity.

However, the response to my trilogy has been incredible. Lots of people are enjoying the first book and then going right into the second, even though I didn’t write book 1 with any real cliffhanger. I have over 250 pre-orders for book 3, and it releases Feb 14. To be honest I’m glad to finally have them all out there, because they have been my constant companions for months and I’m ready for new blood!

Zombie blood, that is!

The next book is going to be called Last Fight of the Valkyries. Set immediately after book 3, it follows Liam, Marty, and Victoria as they walk up the ramp into the city.

So what is book 4 about? Here’s some literature:

The escape is over. The race to save civilization begins.

Liam and Victoria take a deep breath in a new home after their non-stop battles of escape and rescue in the city of St. Louis. Grandma Marty, exhausted beyond words, finally reaches a place she can rest and recuperate. Cairo, Illinois is the fortified refuge they’ve been hoping for.

But Liam pledged he would document the destruction of the world. He’s inspired to write a tell-all book. It would be his way of recording for the history books who was responsible for creating the zombies and unleashing them upon mankind. To do that, he needs to go back outside the wire of safety.

Liam and Victoria head upriver to the one place they know holds clues to the zombie plague: a deep, dark pit mine. Their plans are complicated by a young woman Liam rescued on his final flight from St. Louis. She wants to accompany them on the journey north. At first she appears harmless, but as they reach the mine, and find who and what’s inside, her loyalties become more and more suspect.

Grandma, unsure of her own mental state, believes she’s seen the strange girl before. In her dreams.

Last Fight of the Valkyries is book 4 in the Sirens of the Zombie Apocalypse universe, created by E.E. Isherwood.

Thank You Zombie Fans

1000-books-soldAs an indie author I am honored to discover there are real people reading my work. Real readers spend hours of their lives staring at e-readers to follow Liam and Marty on their adventures. How cool is that?

I wish I could go out into the seats of the auditorium and shake hands. Alas, I must shout it from the stage–THANK YOU!

How did I get to such a great place?

In December of 2015 I hung my shingle on Kindle using KDP Select and more or less just waited to see what would happen. I did get on Twitter, I have a website, and I have a minimal footprint on Facebook, but I didn’t spend any money on promotion or advertising. A big reason is that I wanted to see if anyone even liked the books before I invested more than my time and sweat equity into them.

Someone liked the books. I wrote these adventures in the zombie world because I enjoyed being inside the new universe I created. I loved sitting down with my characters each night to see where they would lead me. Of course I hoped someone else would enjoy their journey, but I knew that was beyond my control. Many of the writers I enjoy in the zombie genre have characters that are hilarious all the time or are tough guys slinging lead into the Z’s or are females who can kick ass and chew bubblegum. I LOVE many of those characters. So when I sat down to write my books I thought maybe I would try my hand at one of those styles of hero.  I was surprised to find my heroes were a pretty much average fifteen-year-old boy who has to protect his fragile 104-year-old great-grandmother. Who would read about them? As it turns out, people did read about them, and seemed to enjoy the journey too.

It’s amazing to say it, but in the past month I’ve sold 1000 books in my Since the Sirens series. A little under 200 of those were from a free day, but all the rest are paid. I’ve got 100 pre-orders for the third book in the series (releases Feb 14, 2016). Here’s the incredible part! If all those people were in the same room they would fill a good sized school performance auditorium (see the picture, that’s 1000 seats). Imagine having a packed theater and they’re all there to be entertained by your imagination for a few hours. It blows me away, and is such an honor.

Writing is tough. I’ve been unemployed for almost 6 months from the IT field and I’ve spent the better part of that time, often working 12-hour days, writing, editing, re-writing, re-editing, designing covers, re-formatting for CreateSpace (paper version), re-submitting newer versions to Kindle over and over, and doing everything I could to make my books better. I’ve worked far harder, and far more consistently, over the past 6 months than I have at any other job in my life. Monetarily it was a bust, but looking out over the auditorium I have to admit it has been the most rewarding job I’ve ever had.

Thank you to all my readers. I hope to see you again as the theater expands! I have plans for books 4, 5, and 6 over the coming year. I can’t wait to see where the story takes us!

EE Isherwood
Jan. 31, 2016

Since the Sirens in print

proofs-since-the-sirensMy zombie book exists in the real world, at least as 3 proofs. Soon it will be available for sale, and then all will be right in the world…with book 1 at least.

It’s been a long journey, and one that was much harder than I originally thought possible when I sat down to write the outline of a glimmer of an idea back in the summer of 2014.

Writing the dang thing turned out to be the only easy piece of the publishing puzzle for me. If all I did was write stories and put them in a closet, I could write around the clock forever. However, I got greedy. I decided to make this a trilogy.

What did a trilogy do to my production schedule? First, it meant that I couldn’t publish book 1 until I was done with book 3. Why? All 3 books had to tie together in a way that made sense, and naturally that couldn’t be done effectively without getting that third book completed. Even today, after getting as far as having printed books on my desk, I think of ways I could have more effectively tied things together. I think that will go on forever though.

I lost my day job in August of 2015. Almost the ENTIRE 3 months since, all I’ve done was edit, edit, and…oh yeah, edit. It still isn’t perfect to the point a professional editor would take it, but I think it is very close now. I’m not embarrassed to let people read it anyway.

And then there was cover design.

And then there were blurbs, descriptions, back cover, loading it to Amazon, loading it to Createspace (Amazon print-on-demand books), and waiting for the proofs to show up. Corrections. More art. Dot dot dot.

But seeing the physical book sitting here in front of me is like a jolt of Throwback Mountain Dew at the tail end of a long night of writing. It’s just what I needed to know this project has an end, and the end is pretty sweet!

EE. Isherwood

 

Star Wars The Force Awakens as a Zombie Movie

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I’m old enough to remember watching the original Star Wars back in 1977 in the theater. I still have remnants of my childhood love affair with the franchise, mostly in the form of fading stickers and a few trading cards. The rest of my “collectibles” were rode hard and put away wet until I outgrew them. I’ve been through the ups and downs of the Star Wars empire just like many of my fellow travelers from 1977. Naturally nothing short of a Zombie Apocalypse was going to stop me from seeing this new movie.

My one line review of the movie is this; it was as good as the archetypal zombie movie. Cryptic? Well, isn’t that exactly the way every good zombie movie starts? How many Force Awakens zombie movie parallels did you see? Each of these themes can show up in any type of movie, but bunched together they perfectly describe almost any zombie book or movie you can imagine. If you haven’t seen it yet, look for these when you do (again, no spoilers beyond what you might see in the movie trailer).

The Apocalypse: Most every zombie book or movie has that moment where the whole world goes pear-shaped. This is usually, but not always, at the beginning. Imagine the zombie book where the government collapsed overnight. Social services were disrupted. The military was overtaxed. Police were crushed fighting with undesirables and criminals, eventually giving up and ceding much of the landscape to mercenaries, smugglers, and other scavengers. Almost word for word this could describe Episode VII, based on the wreckage of the trailer. In the historical span of Star Wars, the apocalypse took place before Force Awakens. Just in case we have readers who haven’t seen the original six movies, I won’t give away when the collapse happened. If you’ve seen them, it is rather obvious because it happened twice.

Suffice it to say, when a collapse of government takes place, a power vacuum gets created. This is common sense. Those cities and states (or planets) far away from the remaining elements of the government must fend for themselves. The heroes have to depend on themselves to survive until polite society returns (if it ever does). This holds true in real life, galactic empires, or zombie downfalls.

Post-Apocalyptic Landscape: Given the above, the Force Awakens zombie movie would best be described as post-apocalyptic. The disaster had already happened, and those left behind had to find a way to survive. In zombie movies, the easiest way to survive–perhaps the only way unless you are in a well-stocked bunker–is to scavenge for food and supplies. The hero has to go from house to house to find her dinner, encountering who-knows-what in those dark places. Zombies. Criminals. Other scavengers. And sometimes…just sometimes…they meet those destined to join their survival group.

In the new movie (seen in the movie trailer), Rey starts her journey on a sand-blasted planet littered with the carcasses of the government. A great battle took place (Yonkers anyone?), and as in so many zombie books, chaos overcame order. The remains of powerful star destroyers litter the planet, giving symbolic and literal bodies for the survivors to search for loot. This is textbook post-apocalypse.

Inept Government: Zombie books abound with inept government departments, Presidents, science labs, and research teams. If they aren’t spilling toxins on themselves, they are shooting the good guys just as they find the cure. It’s almost a given the government is part of the problem, more than it is part of the solution in zombie lore. And no franchise screams inept big government more than Star Wars.

Where else can a powerful government organization build a huge planet-sized weapon, only to leave a small hatch that has a direct mile-long straight-shot right to the very heart of the thing? Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to build a weapon of doom and then leave it as vulnerable as a seal pup? One would think that when they get around to building a second version, the design flaws would have been worked out? A 10-year-old kid could see them. That is the government for you. They always make things worse. Padme and her lectures on the Senate can take a flying leap. I leave it to the viewer to decide if government in Star Wars recovers from its perfect record of bumbling in The Force Awakens.

In zombie books, government forces are usually only good at picking up the pieces outside their front doors, leaving the rest of the people of the world to fend for themselves. This is best expressed in the Resident Evil:Retribution movie where Alice is on the rooftop of the White House while zombies and other bad guys swirl around the building. It is literally the only piece of real estate the government controls…

In The Force Awakens there are at least two prominent governments in conflict. Both would fit snugly into any zombie book.

The Awakening: Every zombie book has to have its survivors. The people who make it to the other side of the initial plague only to ask, “What comes next?” This moment is almost literal in Force Awakens. <–The words are right on the tin. My favorite book is the 1949 classic Earth Abides. The hero survives a plague (not zombie-related) and walks out of the forest to find the world ruined. He is left to wonder how it happened and what he can do to survive. This theme is from countless zombie tales, including the recent TV series The Walking Dead where Rick Grimes wakes out of a coma to a world gone mad. It is an easy way to skip over the horror of the Apocalypse.

When the character awakens in the new Star Wars movie, they see the world for what it really is. Good vs. evil. Chaos vs. order. Plants vs. zombies. Everything a good zombie book needs to sustain itself. From that point on, the hero begins to fight the real threat. The zombies!

The zombies: So who are the zombies in Force Awakens? That’s easy. The same as they’ve been for a very long time in the franchise. The Stormtroopers. Genetically modified, grown in test tubes (some of them), and sent like a virus out into the galaxy. When they are lined up nice and neat in their staging areas it is easy to overlook their insidious and messy methods at the tip of the spear. They pour forth like a virus from their ships, always in the vanguard of attacks, often without a discernible strategy beyond brute force, heedless of loss, and seeking to infect anything and everything in their purview. The virus is so perfect in controlling the zombies/troopers it becomes almost a comic punchline if one or two of them has an original thought. It is nearly as impossible as a zombie healing itself to the point it knew it was no longer a zombie. A rarity in the literary world of zed-words.

Zombies are also prone to doing the same things over and over, sometimes for eternity. The methods and protocols of the Stormtroopers seem to repeat themselves movie after movie, making them both the Keystone Cops and the zombies. Remember the dramatic entry in Episode IV where Darth Vader comes through the door of the rebel ship? The Stormtroopers had thrown themselves through that door just moments before. The virus had been injected, and Vader was free to enter the dying host.

The plague: The zombie plague is obvious in the Star Wars universe. The dark side of the force is the source of the infection that continues to fell heroes, destroy societies, kill without regard for age, race, or creed, and spread itself to all points on the galactic map. Instead of a bite, the infection is mostly spread through the end of a blaster, although the most insidious and pure form of the virus is spread in a much more subtle fashion by the masters of the dark side–the Sith. Perhaps an analogy would be biting the brain of their targets (Luke was infected, as was his father). The masters of the dark side–such as the Emperor–have ingested and survived the virus, and through expert manipulation of history are able to expedite its spread through political and social means, sending the disease far and wide much faster than something as pedestrian as biting ever could. The dark side is the plague that spreads not just by blood, but by thought. It’s the only viable way to spread it over an entire galaxy,  making it one of the most potent zombie plagues in the known literary universe.

The Cure: Another easy pitch. The light side of the force is the cure. Unlike the dark side though, it is unable to spread as quickly or as forcefully as the dark side. This is because there is no vector of transmission covering the entire galaxy to instill “light” into those infected by darkness. In zombie books it is akin to the heroes holding a vial of the cure, with no way to give it to the masses. If the Stormtroopers are the zombies, there would have to be a way–perhaps an Independence Day-esque infection of a central computer–where goodness and light are programmed into the stormtroopers galaxy-wide. They would then spread the infection in reverse…

Another staple of zombie literature is the “always over the next hill” nature of the cure. It’s out there, but you and your merry band of survivors have to do ten million things in a row to find it. Sound familiar? As a writer I’m sometimes guilty of this too, though I do it because I–as a reader–demand to know someone is going to be able to cure the broken world. Or at the very least there is hope for the cure. Otherwise, what’s the point? Hope is very powerful, and it is no coincidence A New Hope was the name of the original movie. The cure (the light side) was out there for the plague (the dark side).

Without this hope, it leads to dismal and hopeless worlds like that punch you in the gut, such as the movie The Road. A movie I will never watch again. But fear not, Force Awakens has “the cure” mystery running through the whole thing, putting it on par with the best of “positive” zombie literature.

There are plenty of other elements of zombie books baked into The Force Awakens–mysterious government functionaries, multiple layers of bureaucracy, military hit squads, powerful weapons to fight zombies, shifting alliances, survivor enclaves, human survivors with just the right knowledge to fight the plague, and that far-off horizon where everything promises to turn out all right. I doubt JJ Abrams (or his handlers at Disney) used any zombie books as the basis for his re-imagining of the Star Wars universe, but when I saw his movie I interpreted his vision as if I were watching a zombie book play out on the screen.

Maybe I just have too many zombies on the brain. Perhaps I just see conspiracy and multiple meanings in everything. I saw Episode VII–the highest grossing film of all time, a cultural tour-de-force–as more than a simple hero’s journey, though it is certainly that. The Force Awakens will eventually be seen as the most popular zombie movie in history. All the unique elements of z-lit are there.

Chew on it and see if you agree.